15.12.2003, 16:26
And here it is, the ultimate list of things to do, to have even more fun on the third Lord of the Rings Movie.
- Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
</li> - Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
</li> - At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.
</li> - Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
</li> - Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
</li> - Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts
</li> - Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
</li> - When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
</li> - At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians
</li> - Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
</li> - When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.
</li> - Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
</li> - When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
</li> - Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins
</li> - In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
</li> - Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
</li> - During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
</li> - Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
</li> - Start an Orc sing-a-long.
</li> - Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.</li>[/list:u]
