(31.08.2010, 15:30)malde schrieb: ich versteh fast kein Wort von Donald wenn ich nicht wüsste was der sagt

(31.08.2010, 15:34)Aasfresser schrieb:

(31.08.2010, 15:30)malde schrieb: ich versteh fast kein Wort von Donald wenn ich nicht wüsste was der sagt

Dito

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Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

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Who said that?

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Who the fuck said that?

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Who's the slimy little communist-shit,
twinkle-toed cocksucker down here...

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... who just signed
his own death warrant?

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Nobody, huh?

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The fairy-fucking-godmother said it.
Out-fucking-standing.

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I will P. T. you all until you fucking die.

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I'll P. T. you until your assholes
are sucking buttermilk.

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-Was it you, you scroungy little fuck?
-Sir, no, sir.

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You piece of shit. You look
like a fucking worm. I'll bet it was you.

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-Sir, no, sir.
-Sir, I said it, sir.

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Well, no shit.

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What have we got here?
A fucking comedian. Private Joker.

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I admire your honesty.

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Hell, I like you. You can come over
to my house and fuck my sister.

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You little scumbag.
I've got your name. I've got your ass.

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You will not laugh. You will not cry.

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You will learn by the numbers.
I will teach you.

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Now get up. Get on your feet.

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You best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew
your head and shit down your neck.

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-Sir, yes, sir.
-Private Joker, why did you join my Corps?

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-Sir, to kill, sir.
-So you're a killer?

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-Sir, yes, sir.
-Let me see your war face.

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-Sir?
-You've got a war face?

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That's a war face.
Now let me see your war face.

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Bullshit. You didn't convince me.
Let me see your real war face.

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You don't scare me. Work on it.

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Sir, yes, sir!

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What's your excuse?

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Sir, excuse for what, sir?

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I'm asking the fucking questions, private.
Do you understand?

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-Sir, yes, sir.
-Well, thank you very much.

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-Can I be in charge for a while?
-Sir, yes, sir.

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-Are you shook-up? Are you nervous?
-Sir, I am, sir.

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-Do I make you nervous?
-Sir....

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Sir what?
Were you about to call me an asshole?

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-Sir, no, sir.
-How tall are you, private?

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Sir, 5'9"", sir.

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Five-foot-9. I didn't know
they stacked shit that high.

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You trying to squeeze an inch
in on me somewhere?

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-Sir, no, sir.
-Bullshit. It looks like the best part of you...

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... ran down the crack of your mama's ass
and ended up as a stain on the mattress.

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I think you've been cheated.

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Where the hell are you from, private?

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-Sir, Texas, sir.
-Holy dogshit. Texas?

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Only steers and queers
come from Texas, Private Cowboy.

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And you don't much look like a steer to me,
so that kind of narrows it down.

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-Do you suck dicks?
-Sir, no, sir.

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-Are you a peter puffer?
-Sir, no, sir.

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I'll bet you would fuck
a person in the ass...

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... and not even have the goddamn common
courtesy to give him a reach around.

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I'll be watching you.

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Did your parents have any children
that lived?

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-Sir, yes, sir.
-I'll bet they regret that.

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You're so ugly you could be
a modern-art masterpiece.

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-What's your name, fat-body?
-Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.

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Lawrence? Lawrence what, of Arabia?

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-Sir, no, sir.
-That name sounds like royalty. You royalty?

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-Sir, no, sir.
-Do you suck dicks?

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-Sir, no, sir.
-Bullshit. I'll bet you could suck a golf ball...

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-... through a garden hose.
-Sir, no, sir.

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I don't like the name Lawrence.

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Only faggots and sailors
are called Lawrence.

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-From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
-Sir, yes, sir.

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Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle?
You think I'm funny?

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-Sir, no, sir.
-Wipe that disgusting grin off your face.

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Sir, yes, sir.

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Well, any-fucking-time, sweetheart.

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-Sir, I'm trying, sir.
-Private Pyle, I'll give you three seconds...

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... exactly three fucking seconds...

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... to wipe that stupid-looking grin
off your face...

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... or I will gouge out your eyeballs
and skull-fuck you.

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One. Two. Three.

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-Sir, I can't help it, sir.
-Bullshit. Get on your knees, scumbag.

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Now choke yourself.

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Goddamn it, with my hand, numb-nuts.

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Don't pull my fucking hand over there.
I said, choke yourself.

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Now lean forward and choke yourself.

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-Are you through grinning?
-Sir, yes, sir.

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Bullshit. I can't hear you.

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Sir, yes, sir.

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Bullshit. I still can't hear you.
Sound off like you've got a pair.

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Sir, yes, sir.

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That's enough. Get on your feet.

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Pyle, you had best square your ass away
and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links...

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... or I will definitely fuck you up.

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Sir, yes, sir.