Zitat:-Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

-If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

-The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

-The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

-When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

-On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

-In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

-If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

-It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

-Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

-There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

-Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

-James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

-Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Zitat:Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.