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Metalgenres - Azathoth - 17.12.2004
"This is the situation....there's a beautiful princess trapped in a castle watched by a dragon......here's the end of the story with different styles of metalheads as knights.....
POWER METAL:
the protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest
TRASH METAL:
the protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and f**ks her......... easy, isn't it?
HEAVY METAL:
the protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and f**ks the princess
FOLK METAL:
the protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls sleep (because of all the dancing)...then all leave....without the princess
VIKING METAL:
the protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving
DEATH METAL:
the protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, f**ks the princess and kills her, then leaves
BLACK METAL:
the protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle.....then sodomises the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the princess next to the dragon
GORE METAL:
the protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, f**ks the princess and kills her....then he f**ks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts.....then he f**ks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and f**ks it for the last time
DOOM METAL:
the protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert...that's the end of the sad story
PROGRESIVE METAL:
the protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes....the dragon kills himself out of boredom.....the protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the technics and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory...the princess escapes looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist
GLAM METAL:
the protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearence and let him enter.....he steals the princess make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color"
Metalgenres - padrak - 17.12.2004
ES HEISST THRASH THRASH THRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ansonsten
Metalgenres - Emaletha - 17.12.2004
Metalgenres - devastator - 17.12.2004
The Many Genres Of Metal!
death metal
thrash metal
black metal
gore metal
grind metal
punk metal
power metal
symphonic metal
speed metal
classic metal
nu-metal
industrial metal
blackened death metal
retro-thrash metal
christian metal
amish metal
satanic metal
melodic metal
stoner metal
sludge metal
progressive metal
doom metal
psychedelic metal
80's metal
alternative metal
New Wave of British Heavy Metal metal
New Wave of Swedish Death Metal metal
darkwave metal
techno metal
ambient metal
Aluminum metal
Glam metal
Space metal
porno metal
goth metal
math metal
advanced algebra/trigonometry metal
southern metal
northern metal
egyptian metal
emo metal
role-playing metal
barnyard metal
tribal metal
noise metal
car-wash metal
route 666 metal
route 667 metal
route 777 metal
phone metal
demonic sacrificial metal
disco metal
trailer park metal
murder metal
destructo metal
glacier metal
fruit of the loom metal
cereal metal
platypus metal
indian metal
gymnastic metal
stalactite metal
stalagmite metal
swedish chef metal
medical metal (with an optional dental plan)
clown metal
surfer metal
cobra la la la metal
lobster metal
vitamin enriched metal
lactose intolerant metal
laundromat metal
japanese metal
fava beans metal
country metal
honky-tonk metal
gerbil metal
ZOD metal
buddhist metal
quaker metal
rechargeable metal
gospel metal
hopscotch metal
candyland metal
hungry hungry hippos metal
crystal pepsi metal
bluegrass metal
viking metal
E=mc² metal
funeral doom metal
slippery when wet metal
sugar-free metal
pork, the other white metal
btw: die thrash metal variante stimmt voll und ganz mit meiner aeh.. mentalitaet ueberein!
Metalgenres - malde - 17.12.2004
sehr sehr geil
:uglol: 
Metalgenres - cicero - 17.12.2004
Pah... die Doom-Metal-Beschreibung passt eher auf Gothic Metal.
Ausserdem bin ich dem Fall wohl im Geiste Thrasher, denn 'ne Harley ist mir zu teuer.
cicero
Metalgenres - Grim - 17.12.2004
wie geil 
Metalgenres - padrak - 17.12.2004
ich bin fuer den gore-metal-typen
aber progressive ist witzisch
Metalgenres - Belial - 17.12.2004
geile sache
Metalgenres - Seraphine - 17.12.2004
echt witzig!
Metalgenres - Himberry - 18.12.2004
goil....:biglol:
Metalgenres - slipi01 - 18.12.2004
Zitat:Pah... die Doom-Metal-Beschreibung passt eher auf Gothic Metal.so viel unterschied ist da nun auch nicht
gore metal oder wens mal schnell gehen muss eben der death er
Metalgenres - Weirdo - 18.12.2004
das is ma geil. heay, der thread hat mich echt zum lachen gebracht. evl doch noch n netter tag spaeter
Metalgenres - braindad - 18.12.2004
hehe, geil
was fuern quark sich die leute ausdenken
Metalgenres - elSalvadore - 18.12.2004
echt genial