german-bash

[braindad]

den letzten mit dem vorspiel find ich gut

[GroovyDismemberment]

wie geil is das denn :rofl:

#244321 +(15325)- [X]

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

[Wizz21]

Find auch die Gnome am lustigsten

[GroovyDismemberment]

DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, youre a great guy, but I dont like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but were not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, were going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesnt work out, well hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

interessanter vergleich

<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that theyd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : Im the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

...dumm gelaufen

apropos dumm gelaufen...kennt jemand den monty python sketch @flying circus....im englischen original "ministry of silly walks"
http://www.pythonsite.de/javascr/walk.htm

[GroovyDismemberment]

#21516 +(9122)- [X]

<turno> I want to fuck Michelles brains out with my huge fucking cock, over and over again .. and then her sister can come and join us too.
<Seeker> Err turno, your mom reads the quotes on bash.org?
<turno> Ill fucking KILL YOU! !
<Seeker> Your mom does work for the church ? If she reads what you just said shed be pretty angry right?
<turno> Dude you have no fucking clue, dont seriously... youd be ruining my life.
<Seeker> Dont worry, I wont post it.
[Privmsg] <Seeker> Hey dude, Im gonna paste something - will you post it on bash.org?
[Privmsg] <opiate> the turno thing? haha you fucking bastard!!
[Privmsg] <Seeker> hehe his moms gonna fucking kill him, drag him to that church they go to and get the priest to sodomise him.
[Privmsg] <opiate> yeah and then hes gonna come fucking kill us, still I reckon its worth it
[Privmsg] <turno> Youre not gonna post it are you ? Please dont .. Im begging you.
[Privmsg] <Seeker> Im not gonna post it and even if I did shed never know that your nick turno was her son Michael Savu .
[Privmsg] <turno> *phew* spose you have a point

...still i reckon its worth it

[elSalvadore]

apropos dumm gelaufen...kennt jemand den monty python sketch @flying circus....im englischen original "ministry of silly walks"

Shut your mouth, you son of a silly person!

[JoeyDeMaio]

#5273 +(22369)- [X]

<erno> hm. Ive lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just cant figure out where in my apartment it is.

[braindad]

wuerde ich auch gerne mal erleben

[Lord-Icon]

<Gorsha> im starting to get pissed with photobucket
<Gorshal> i drew a simple picture and posted it in photobucket and it still shrank the picture to be tiny
<Gorshal> i cant figure out wtf the problem is
<PG> try uploading a pic of your penis
<PG> its the one thing small enough photobucket wont shrink

<reverb> ive been with my girlfriend for 16 years
* reverb looks at righ hand
<reverb> sometimes we have threesomes
* reverb looks at left hand

<Sirea> My brothers cats name is God Damned Cat and shes running around with pair of my panties in her mouth
<Leth|ASSignment> "God Damned Cat and shes running around with pair of my panties in her mouth" is a damn long name.

<Bijiy> SEABISCUIT!!!
<[On-Air]NiM> Bijiy
<[On-Air]NiM> I watched that movie with my mom
<Bijiy> I did too
<[On-Air]NiM> I will never watch a movie with my mom again
<Bijiy> same
<[On-Air]NiM> at the part in the stable she was like
<[On-Air]NiM> WOW LOOK AT HOW BIG THE HORSES C0CK IS
<Bijiy> heh
<[On-Air]NiM> and I was like, OMG PLEASE NO...
<Bijiy> hahahaha

<piman> DAMMIT NETSCAPE!
<piman> DO NOT FREEZE WHEN MY MOTHER WALKS IN AND I AM LOOKING AT PORN!

<Samwise> And if not for a beard, what can you stroke while thinking?
<jacquilyn> Depends what youre thinking about.

<EqD> How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
<Castille> 1 to cry about it, 5 to post to an indie rock forum talking about how great the new lightbulb is, 15 to say that the old lightbulb was just fine, and to wish theyd stop changing their light and 25 to flame each other on typoes and musical taste?
<Castille> so ... 41?
<EqD> Frankly, I dont care.  Let the little fuckers cry in the dark.

<Rev> my house of 1000 corpses download is done
<ix> what a waste of bandwidth
<@Volsus> unless thats a sims expansion pack

(FTF)like that girl in biology class, the teacher said that there is glucose in sperm, then the girl said, then how come it tastes so salty ?

<EggdropBot> {MoxQuizz} The question no. 24 by OllyPomm is:
<EggdropBot> (Sport) What sport do the following terms belong to - "Toucher & Dead Length"?
<liz> ouch, my boobs hurt
<EggdropBot> {MoxQuizz} liz solved after 5 seconds and now has <5> points (+1) on rank 3.
<EggdropBot> The answer was: Lawn or Indoor Bowls
<Reuven> Say what?
<liz> what?
<Ken> whaaaat?
<Ken> how...did...she...do...that?

[PunkZERO]

<Nimm> He, Harald, hast du nicht irgendwas bei mir vergessen als du die cds holen warts ? 
<Horaz> Nein wuesste nicht was, Zigarretten, Schluessel, Geldboerse, Pullover, ka ..? 
<Nimm> hmm, wie waers mit deiner Tochter ? 
<Horaz>... Scheisse bin schon unterwegs !!!!! SRY ALTER 
<Nimm> np ... np

[elSalvadore]

[braindad]

naechstes mal dann gleich die babyklappe, dankeee!

[GroovyDismemberment]

[GroovyDismemberment]

U R PWNED!

<arkon> was heisst denn nun "owned"? das sagen alle staendig zu mir  <jau> sowas wie "erwischt" oder "tja, dumm gelaufen"  <arkon> ahja :-\  <NotYourHomie> was mir heut passiert is.. MAthe KA geschrieben, kein plan von nix gehabt, da hab ich drauf geschrieben  ich hab keine Ahnung und es ist mir egal .. ne Stunde spaeter ruft mich der Direktor in sein Buero ud sagt, ich bin fuer zwei Wochen von Unterricht ausgeschlossen  <jau> LOL  <arkon> haeh?  <TrueMinded4> Steffen?!?  <NotYourHomie> woher weist du meinen Namen?  <jau> wieso das denn?  <TrueMinded4> Weisst du, warum du fuer zwei Wochen ausgeschlossen bist?  <TrueMinded4> Weil du nicht nur "Ich hab keine Ahnung druntergeschrieben hast" sondern auch noch ein paar andere Sachen  <TrueMinded4> die ich hier nicht zitieren will  <NotYourHomie> Herr Pxxxxxxx?!?  <TrueMinded4> Und zwei Wochen ist noch nett von uns!  * quits: NotYourHomie  <jau> arkon: DAS ist owned! 

[PunkZERO]

der Quote ist so geil.....wie ich den das erst mal gelesen hab....die verkoerperung von roflmao