28.01.2004, 06:36
What did the mother say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
Get out of my son
What does McDonalds and Michael Jackson both have in common?
They both put their meat between 12 year old buns
Why did Michael Jackson go to Wal-Mart?
Because they had boy's underwear half-off
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ?
One is plastic and dangerous to keep around children, the other you put your groceries in
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?
He thought it was a dating service.
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Get out of my son
What does McDonalds and Michael Jackson both have in common?
They both put their meat between 12 year old buns
Why did Michael Jackson go to Wal-Mart?
Because they had boy's underwear half-off
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ?
One is plastic and dangerous to keep around children, the other you put your groceries in
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?
He thought it was a dating service.
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