01.12.2005, 16:50
und weils so schoen ist hab ich auch gleich nochmal Mr. T aufbereitet:
Zitat:1. Mr. T doesn't pity anyone who likes the Black Eyed Peas. He just kills them.
2. Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.
3. Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.
4. Despite popular belief, Mr. T in fact ended the civil rights movement by getting on a bus....all caucasian people moved to the back.
5. Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.
6. Mr. T once shook hands with Chuck Norris, or so it appeared, in actuality, their combined power caused an earthquake, which gave their hands a look of shaking to any onlookers, who were probably too scared to accurately testify anyway.
7. On the A-team, Face , Haniabal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't recognize him out of fear.
8. Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.
9. 23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
10. Mr. T once bit off more than he could chew. He ate it anyway.
11. There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.
12. Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.
13. Mr. T. does not break wind. He destroys it.
14. Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.
15. Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity.
16. Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.
17. Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.
18. Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed.
19. Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr. T.
20. Mr. T once rocked the Casbah. Which explains why there is no longer a Casbah.
21. The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.
22. It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T.
23. On all 3428 instances it occured, when Mr. T and Chuck Norris both 'deflower' the same woman, the resulting spermal battles have caused the woman's uterus to explode in a flurry of pity and roundhouse kicks.
24. Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.
25. Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.
26. Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.
27. You have only seen Mr. T in human form. In Narnia, he is a T. Rex with a lion's tail hanging out of his mouth.
28. Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba.
29. Mr. T was originally cast to play Arnold Jackson on Diff'rent Strokes. Unfortunately every time he said, "whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Willis shit himself.
30. The top 3 causes of death in this country are Heart Disease, Cancer and Mr. T ripping out your soul.
yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man