german-bash

[GroovyDismemberment]

#663354 +(3)- [X]

<Chalklatemilk> ok so im wacking off to a video of two lesbians fucking eachother
<Chalklatemilk> then i hear my mom walking down the hall to this room
<Chalklatemilk> so i quickly close the video
<Chalklatemilk> then she walks in and im sitting with my pants down, left hand around the cock, and she looks at me...then looks at the screen...my desktop was open and had three naked gnomes standing by a fireplace...the look on her face as she left the room will stick with me till the day i die.

<3ifLikle> I used to masturbate while listening to my neighbors wild sex.
<3ifLikle> Then i met them and they were like 300 pounds. that ruined the whole thing...

<rebb> chinese websites scare me :| ??????????????????????????? ??????? ? ????????????? ???????? ? ????????? Click ! ?????? ? ???? ? ???? ?
<voodoochopstiks> so many questions, so few answers

<Talwin> I masturbate cause my hand doesnt give me any backtalk
<Talwin> Im like "Get down there bitch"
<Talwin> And its all "!! k"
<Talwin> And afterwards it cleans itself off and doesnt say a thing
<soap> i some times make a little puppet with my hand, and make it talk before i masturbate with it, saying things like "no, please...im a virgin!" and stuff like that.  you know, resisting a bit.  i like foreplay when i masturbate.

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