german-bash

[GroovyDismemberment]

DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, youre a great guy, but I dont like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but were not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, were going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesnt work out, well hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

interessanter vergleich

<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that theyd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : Im the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

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apropos dumm gelaufen...kennt jemand den monty python sketch @flying circus....im englischen original "ministry of silly walks"
http://www.pythonsite.de/javascr/walk.htm