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Little Joe Was the smartest kid in his class and he did always finish the tests first.

So one day after he had finished a test his teacher decided to ask him few extra questions.

The teacher asked Joe to come with her to a nother room..

The teacher sayd well Joe heres a question, "If 5 birds sit in a tree and you shoot one off them, how many birds will there be left in the tree"?

Joe Answered: "None"

Teacher: "None?, Why do you say that?"

Joe:"Well... you shoot one... hell drop dead on the ground and the rest will fly away."

Teacher: "Wow Joe the answere was actually 4.... but I like the way you think"

Then Joe said: "Teacher Can I ask you a question then?"

Teacher: "Sure?"

Joe: "Ok.....3 Women buy icecreams..... 1 Bites it, 2nd Licks it and the 3rd Sucks it.......Now which one off those is the married one ??"

The teacher blushed.... and then answers "Uhh Im not sure...... I guess the one that Sucks it??"

Joe" NOOOOOOOOOOO its the one with the wedding ring........................................But I like the way you think"









und noch ein kleiner:

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.