05.05.2003, 20:59
alternativ gehn auch die hier:
Zitat:1. Be underage.
2. Hide your fat arse in some baggier-than-thou jeans.
3. Don't hide the spare tire around your waist by wearing a small top.
4. Go to Keroscene.
5. Hate your parents.
6. Eye liner, for gawdsake put on some black eye liner.
7. Keep a diary.
8. Fill in 'Slipknotism' on your next census form and get it
established as a religion.
9. Go away in the huff at any given opportunity.
10. Don't listen to anything with a guitar solo.
11. Be down with the sickness (and I don't mean take a few days off
school because you've got a cold).
12. Pester your doctor for repeat prescriptions of Prozac.
13. Only ever go to your psychiatrist's appointment if your mum drives
you there and makes you go in.
14. Slag off your psychiatrist.
15. Find a bully to pick on you.
16. Time for Keroscene again.
17. Quote Marilyn Manson at least fives times a day.
18. Be misunderstood.
19. Find any excuse you can NOT to go to PE class.
20. Tell yourself you're beautiful.
21. Write 'God is dead' on your jotters.
22. Convince yourself you are actually making a difference by trying
to be vegetarian.
23. Buy pink, fluffy handcuffs
24. Dig out your 1.50 and get your ass down to Keroscene again.
25. Bounce.
26. Defy yourself to find a Nu-metal band you don't like - you can't
do it.
27. Sports wear. It's your second skin.
28. Buy assorted leather accessories, ignoring the fact they came from
the same cow you didn't want to eat.
29. Thou shalt not conform.
30. Don't read newspapers - they're full of that 'reality' stuff.
31. Go to the Mission.
32. Worship Iqy.
33. Dance with your hands together below you waist bobbing up and down
(Wait actually this might be the same as number 25).
34. On the internet, get a handle like ANGEl_666 or wORShiP_SATaN.
35. Hate 80s metal.
36. Hang out at Bristo Square and generally get in the way.
37. Stick "I hate my parents."etc, badges/pathes on your school bag
and/or jeans.
38. Slit your wrists at least once a week.
39. Proclaim "Any band you haven't heard of must be shit".
40. Never play air guitar.
41. Pretend that you are high when smoking leaves that skaters sold you at
Bristo Square.
42. Refer to you friends as "homie's".
43. Love Kurt Cobain *cough..overated* and defend him with your life.
44. Subscribe to Kerrang!
45. Listen to Steps and S Club 7, when you are alone and are not acting
cool in front of your friends.
46. Go to D.K.Y.
47. Grow a goatee beard.
48. Buy a New York Yankies cap a.k.a. Fred Drust cap.
49. Hang out outside Ground Control.
50. Wear stupidly sized jeans that encompass your shoes
51. Get an eyebrow piercing to make your statement of
individuality
53. Cut holes in your jeans as soon as you get them, to show how hardcore
you are
54. If female, wear friendship bracelets to your elbows
55. Listen to Linkin Park to and from the Mission and defend them at ALL
costs
56. Get your arty friends to make a Slipknot mask for you
72. Rage, uh, like against the machine, man, whatever the machine is.
73. Say Slayer and Pantera are actually ripping off Static X's riffs.
74. Pretend your life is a Slipknot song, whereas it's actually a Blink 182 lyric.
75. Argue over who does the best Cartman impression.
76. Skate shoes - how do you expect to be clumsy without skate shoes?
77. Cry whenever you hear an Incubus song.
78. Slash you wrists - at Keroscene.
79. Think the Old Skool is where you go when you're 12.
80. Dismiss industrial music having heard the latest Nine Inch Nails.
81. your pain is way more valid than anyone elses
82. remind folk of 81 at any opportunity
83. NIN must be crap cos the singer doesnt wear a red cap
84. NIN are DANCE music anyway aren't they?, therefore crap.
85. wear a Tshirt out of Topshop that says "I (heart) my attitude problem" then say you are taking the piss
86. have never heard of Aphex Twin
87. or the jesus and mary chain
88. my wallet chain's bigger than yours
89. always try to "outbaggy" or "outscruff" your friends
90. pretend you have no friends but actually love being popular.
91. slag punks at least once an hour.
92. Another week, another Keroscene.
93. Act like someone has just rubbed human shit in your face when your mom says she quite likes that Stained song.
94. Learn about serial killers so you can be really, really, scary.
95. Favourite film - Dazed and Confused (even though you've never seen it)
96. Try to be sarcastic, but be unaware of the irony that you're actually speaking the truth.
97. Complain about being victimised.
98. Moan about being stereotyped by 101 lists.
99. Claim you like everything from The Smiths to Burzum.
100. Take a pen-knife to school and let your friend(s) know you have it in an attempt to convince them that you're thinking about killing your English teacher because you used copied Papa Roach lyrics word for word for a poem and your teacher said it was some of the worst poetry she has ever read. She told you it was trite and pathetic, though not in so many words, and you took this as a personal insult. The point she was getting at was that you were trying to define yourself in cliches, which means you don't have a separate identity. You missed this point and wrote a letter to Papa Roach telling them all that happened. They didn't reply and what you don't know is that they were actually pissing themselves with laughter at reading your letter because you are taking them seriously whilst they are cashing in or your insecurities, robbing you blind because you can only see yourself and no-one else.
101. Attempted suicide - you couldn't even get that right.