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Padrak's intellektuelle Mottenkiste
ich hoffe doch sehr, dass sie gar nicht erwähnt werden muss, weil jeder sie kennt Smile
yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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(02.09.2010, 23:00)malde schrieb: ich hoffe doch sehr, dass sie gar nicht erwähnt werden muss, weil jeder sie kennt Smile

Ein armer Tropf, wer sie nicht kennt!
"Willst du friedlich leben? Verkehre mit den Menschen, lebe aber allein, unternimm nichts und bedauere gar nichts."
Iwan Sergejewitsch Turgenew
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Usofa
Keeper of Uking the Shitbox
Proud Member of MoW

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...wobei es manchmal schon jenseits von Humor liegt (was ich klasse finde):

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Bin über xkcd auf DInosaur Comics gestossen worden.....sind auch ein paar nette Sachen dabei:

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Was ist rosa und behindert?
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Ein Flamongo.

Uglyl
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-_-
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Flaaaaach Uglyl
GIMME FUE GIMME FAH GIMME DABUJABUZA
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Oh Verzeihung, ich vergaß... das ist ja die INTELLEKTUELLE Mottenkiste... Happy

Ich find ihn großartig Ugly
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Da schließ ich mich an, ganz großes Kino Uglyl
yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a very old Chinese man with a long, grey beard.

"I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"

"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."

"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old given her father's age, and entered the house. Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal.

Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.

He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest."

"Well, that's pretty pathetic," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the large rock, walked over to the window and threw it out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."
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Ulol
[Heute 14:12] Wizz21 : Aus meinem Mund wird über den Hopp nie wieder etwas schlechtes kommen
[Heute 00:05] Wizz21: np: Joey's Freiheit - Ohne dich (geh kackn!) <- k
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Uglyl
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ohne worte
http://winfuture.de/news,59581.html

uweird Uglyl
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Wait....WHAT?
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