30 Facts about Chuck Norris

[killroy84]

lol, ich weiss nicht warum, aber ich hab irgendwie an mr. T gedacht, als ich die anderen beiden "30 facts about..." gelesen hab
die sind alle :rofl:

[malde]

ich hab die mal spontan ausgedruckt und heute inner mathevorlesung rumgegeben, das war lustig

[padrak]

scheisse, watt geil

ich hoffe, ihr findet da noch von anderen "personen" solche listen

[malde]

gibt nur die 3: http://www.4q.cc/

[braindad]

leider, aber ich hoffe mal stark da kommt noch mehr!

[Hackfleisch]

Macht doch mal selber welche

[Lord-Icon]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

da gibt es mittlerweile 8 seiten mit chuck norris facts!


hier sind meine lieblings-facts nur von den ersten 2 seiten:

-Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

-If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

-The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

-The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

-When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

-On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

-In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

-If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

-It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

-Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

-There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

-Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

-James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

-Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

[braindad]

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

:ugsm:
scheisse, dann hab ich jetzt ja mal was zu lesen, wie geil!

[Lord-Icon]

ich hab nochwas gefunden:

http://youtube.com/w/Young-Chuck-Norris-...k%20norris

[braindad]

und ich hab mal meine sig angepasst:

old: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
new: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

[Lord-Icon]

[braindad]

das video ist uebrigens der hammer, den song mach ich mir als mp3 - geiler refrain

[Lord-Icon]

nachschub:

http://youtube.com/w/Chuck-Norris-Karake...k%20norris

http://youtube.com/w/Chuck-Norris-on-the...k%20norris

[braindad]

deadly dolphins, was fuern quatsch
und sehr cool, dass der herr norris wenigstens einige der fakten kennt (naja gut, er weiss ja eh alles!)


http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php
da kann man die facts in die top100 voten

[malde]

die dinger sind das lustigste was ich seit langem im netz gesehen habe, awesome