Der offizielle "You Tube Thread"

[Grim]

booah diese Werbung nervt mich so unglaublich wenn ich sie dauernd auf SpiegelOnline sehen muss........

[Necrophiliac]

Fiel mir bis jetzt gar nicht auf... gut, hab den Film auch nicht gesehen.

Das Jump-Video is mal echt krass!

[Rhampster]

ich hab hier bislang noch nichts davon gesehen, obwohl ich doch denke, dass die meisten das zumindest von anderswo kennen... für alle anderen:



mir gefällts

[elSalvadore]

Chatroulette roggt, v.a. auf feuchtfröhlichen Partys

[Aasfresser]

Haha!
Der Kerl ist cool

[GBuddah]

(noch) schlimmer als das Original

[Grim]

Boah was ein schiss, ich kenn nichmal das Original und ich weiss schon warum.

[PunkZERO]

"Hat jemand chinesich bestellt?"


Der Rest des Trailers verspricht leider Murks...aberschlechter als dieVorlage kanns kaum werden

[Necrophiliac]

Der Film heißt im Original übrigens "Vampires Suck" () und hat auf IMDb bis jetzt sensationelle 3,3 Punkte eingefahren.

[PunkZERO]

Full Metal Disney:

#!


Ich komm grad ausm Lachen nimmer raus

[malde]

ich versteh fast kein Wort von Donald wenn ich nicht wüsste was der sagt

[Aasfresser]

ich versteh fast kein Wort von Donald wenn ich nicht wüsste was der sagt

Dito

[GBuddah]

ich versteh fast kein Wort von Donald wenn ich nicht wüsste was der sagt

Dito

ich hab auch nix verstanden und kenne den film nicht gut genug ...
... hab mal ein skript rausgesucht,- ist ja fast wortwörtlich übersetzt

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Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

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Who said that?

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Who the fuck said that?

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Who's the slimy little communist-shit,
twinkle-toed cocksucker down here...

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... who just signed
his own death warrant?

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Nobody, huh?

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The fairy-fucking-godmother said it.
Out-fucking-standing.

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I will P. T. you all until you fucking die.

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I'll P. T. you until your assholes
are sucking buttermilk.

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-Was it you, you scroungy little fuck?
-Sir, no, sir.

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You piece of shit. You look
like a fucking worm. I'll bet it was you.

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-Sir, no, sir.
-Sir, I said it, sir.

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Well, no shit.

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What have we got here?
A fucking comedian. Private Joker.

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I admire your honesty.

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Hell, I like you. You can come over
to my house and fuck my sister.

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You little scumbag.
I've got your name. I've got your ass.

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You will not laugh. You will not cry.

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You will learn by the numbers.
I will teach you.

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Now get up. Get on your feet.

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You best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew
your head and shit down your neck.

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-Sir, yes, sir.
-Private Joker, why did you join my Corps?

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-Sir, to kill, sir.
-So you're a killer?

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-Sir, yes, sir.
-Let me see your war face.

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-Sir?
-You've got a war face?

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That's a war face.
Now let me see your war face.

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Bullshit. You didn't convince me.
Let me see your real war face.

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You don't scare me. Work on it.

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Sir, yes, sir!

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What's your excuse?

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Sir, excuse for what, sir?

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I'm asking the fucking questions, private.
Do you understand?

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-Sir, yes, sir.
-Well, thank you very much.

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-Can I be in charge for a while?
-Sir, yes, sir.

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-Are you shook-up? Are you nervous?
-Sir, I am, sir.

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-Do I make you nervous?
-Sir....

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Sir what?
Were you about to call me an asshole?

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-Sir, no, sir.
-How tall are you, private?

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Sir, 5'9"", sir.

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Five-foot-9. I didn't know
they stacked shit that high.

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You trying to squeeze an inch
in on me somewhere?

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-Sir, no, sir.
-Bullshit. It looks like the best part of you...

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... ran down the crack of your mama's ass
and ended up as a stain on the mattress.

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I think you've been cheated.

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Where the hell are you from, private?

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-Sir, Texas, sir.
-Holy dogshit. Texas?

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Only steers and queers
come from Texas, Private Cowboy.

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And you don't much look like a steer to me,
so that kind of narrows it down.

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-Do you suck dicks?
-Sir, no, sir.

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-Are you a peter puffer?
-Sir, no, sir.

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I'll bet you would fuck
a person in the ass...

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... and not even have the goddamn common
courtesy to give him a reach around.

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I'll be watching you.

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Did your parents have any children
that lived?

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-Sir, yes, sir.
-I'll bet they regret that.

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You're so ugly you could be
a modern-art masterpiece.

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-What's your name, fat-body?
-Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.

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Lawrence? Lawrence what, of Arabia?

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-Sir, no, sir.
-That name sounds like royalty. You royalty?

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-Sir, no, sir.
-Do you suck dicks?

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-Sir, no, sir.
-Bullshit. I'll bet you could suck a golf ball...

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-... through a garden hose.
-Sir, no, sir.

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I don't like the name Lawrence.

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Only faggots and sailors
are called Lawrence.

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-From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
-Sir, yes, sir.

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Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle?
You think I'm funny?

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-Sir, no, sir.
-Wipe that disgusting grin off your face.

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Sir, yes, sir.

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Well, any-fucking-time, sweetheart.

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-Sir, I'm trying, sir.
-Private Pyle, I'll give you three seconds...

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... exactly three fucking seconds...

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... to wipe that stupid-looking grin
off your face...

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... or I will gouge out your eyeballs
and skull-fuck you.

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One. Two. Three.

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-Sir, I can't help it, sir.
-Bullshit. Get on your knees, scumbag.

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Now choke yourself.

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Goddamn it, with my hand, numb-nuts.

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Don't pull my fucking hand over there.
I said, choke yourself.

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Now lean forward and choke yourself.

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-Are you through grinning?
-Sir, yes, sir.

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Bullshit. I can't hear you.

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Sir, yes, sir.

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Bullshit. I still can't hear you.
Sound off like you've got a pair.

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Sir, yes, sir.

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That's enough. Get on your feet.

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Pyle, you had best square your ass away
and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links...

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... or I will definitely fuck you up.

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Sir, yes, sir.

[PunkZERO]

Terminator 2 - The Opera.....'nuff said

Die Lyrics sind priceless

[Aasfresser]

OMG!
Das ist die beste Werbung die ich je gesehen habe!